people in 1999: who the fuck is this hat kid in smash bros
people in 2001: who is hat kid and why is he still here
people in 2008: now there is a blond kid too who is he
people in 2014: HAT KID CONFIRMED but where is blond kid
Blond kid is back
Now return to us our texan space furry, hammer siblings and rugged clone spy plz