There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that) and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.
I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.
MILKWALKER SAYS:
D R I N K . M E . A N D . K N O W . O B L I V I O N
Milkwater looks like Baba Yaga’s house…
M I L K W A L K E R
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[Posted December 15th, 2016 at 7:30 PM]
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