IM 5′1 AND I HATE MY LIFE. 

my height is actually the only thing im insecure about. its just really hard because ive already finished growing and im not gonna get any taller. its hard being a boy and being 5′1 because like most guys my age are like 5′5 at least and its just annoying because i dont get much respect bc i look like a little kid and i can never find clothes i like in my size

my current goal in life is to become a billionaire so i can build a pair of cool robot legs that will make me taller. i mean obviously everyone will know that im not actually that tall because of the robot legs, but the idea is that people will be distracted by the robot legs and think “wow! this guy can afford robot legs!”