nintendo’s not actually feminist, sheeple. like making zelda and peach, etc. cool is a trick to make you think that nintendo is progressive so that you’ll buy their games and ignore the fact that the Strong Female Characters you love only exist in relation to male main characters. nintendo doesn’t want to make them heroes of their own stories.

and since you guys are so insistent on proving me wrong by saying that peach is a protagonist, let’s see what peach is up to in 2017: