i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

I cant stop listening to this.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER :D

OH MYYY GODDDD

IT’S SO GLORIOUS

SIRI: -recent message from Mother.

SIRI, reading in a monotone robotic voice: Every fucking single one of the ice trays inside of the freezer are empty. Really?! Really?! I mean how hard is it to fill up the ice trays Rachel? If you spent less time worrying about who’s knuckles were in deep and sitting on so-and-so’s face then maybe I could have some fucking cold water instead of this warm ass water. Can you please fill them up when you get home? And what the actual fuck is the sticky substance all over the TV in my room? I mean, did you guys have a fucking orgy in here? I mean really?! I’m going to bed, goodnight.

SIRI: Replay to the group?