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Part 6 of Ironic Technology; System Failure

It had been barely ten seconds since Link had hit the water and Zelda was already swinging the Flamespear off of her back to drive it up into the torso of the approaching Lizalfo. A surprised yelp left the monster before it also disintegrated, but her attention was now on the fast flowing, icy river. She spotted his bright blue form several meters downstream and fear seized her.

Oh no, what do I do?! No. I can’t jump in, I’m not a good enough swimmer for this; we’d both just die. I need to stop him. Water. Stop