there needs to be an opposite version of that old slowpoke meme where instead of slowpoke being really slow to find out something there should be like a fuckin alakazam or something saying stuff like “oh no regis philbin died from a poop disaster on january 8th 2019” and nobody thinks anything of it until it actually happens. nobody knows who will be making these memes or if they are directly responsible for the death of regis philbin






