glumshoe:

“Saying ‘assless chaps’ is redundant! Chaps are supposed to be assless! It is the default state of chaps to not have an ass.”

Consider: referring to every article of clothing that doesn’t have an ass as “assless”.

Assless sunglasses.

Assless legwarmers.

Assless Hanukkah sweater.

[Posted February 13th, 2019 at 12:35 PM]
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