bisexual-beleren:

Okay but real talk… Why doesn’t Nicol Bolas just grab up the Gatewatch and crush them. Like, he has big ass hands. He could just crush them a little and they’d die.

Maybe it wouldn’t work on Gideon but I can guarantee that if you have Big Dragon Hands and you snatched up twunky Jace Beleren and gave him a good squeeze, he would die

[Posted February 18th, 2019 at 1:26 PM]
  1. malcolmstanofficial reblogged this from arvadthecursed
  2. littlegoldenbirdie said: How unsanitary!
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  4. garudasamurai said: I know this is a joke but bolas definitely can n has proved it, but I read on the mothership that he actually needs them for something, like, he released the eldrazi in an attempt to have a pw avengers team being assembled to fight them
  5. willthethrillmypals reblogged this from arvadthecursed and added:
    Where’s the drama in that? Bolas is a disaster gay and he needs the drama of the gatewatch to sustain him
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  10. hallaheart said: omg
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  12. grixis776 said: He likes to play with his food
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  14. strawberry-crocodile reblogged this from arvadthecursed and added:
    Cuz then he’d get mammal juices all over his hands and thats just gross
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  18. jacebeleren said: sorry all i saw was “ twunky Jace Beleren” and i went absolutely feral for a moment
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