jaspertheshark:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)