zerocapitalism:

martinkhall:

zerocapitalism:

rich people bought disgusting raw water because they thought it had health benefits

conclusion: say bong water gets “toxins” out of your body. bottle and sell it to the rich in california.

never explain or define toxins. do not call it bong water, call it bioactive detoxification water.

I want to say give it an acronym that spells bong and see how long it takes people to realise their B.O.N.G. water is bong water.

Bioactive Organic Nutritional Glucose-free Water!