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Bible version: a king lusts after another man’s wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man’s rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won’t bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won’t bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive

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[Posted May 27th, 2019 at 9:30 PM]
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