Overheard in the parking garage:

xiaq:

A 20-something guy in work-out gear talking on the phone: Listen. Listen. I have made a shitload of banana bread, man. I’m telling you, you’re going to fuck up the texture if you put that much sugar in. No. Bro. Listen to me. Do not– Well, I’m not going to eat it if it’s grainy as shit. Fine.

[Posted June 22nd, 2019 at 9:31 PM]
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