*dumps a bucket of ice water on your head*
sorry dude but you were yearning again
*bonks you with a comically large mallet*
bro you gotta stop all the pining
bro leave me alone i just want love and affection
bruh do i detect a hint of want? a smidgen of desire?
*cartoon hearts float above my head and pop like bubbles*
cmon dude :(
*blows the hearts away with an industrial strength fan*
nah man you’re longing something powerful