my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool
I guarantee you the other kids are not cool















