my budgeting app is like “did you know you’ve shopped at panda express 3 times this month?” to roast me like YEAH. maybe i HAVE. maybe i go buy crab rangoons every time i fail an exam bc the girl who closes during the week always tells me she likes my HAIR and sometimes it’s NICE to have a little POSITIVE INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER. and i steal plastic FORKS from there. is that OKAY with you?









