i had a dream that i was the tall handsome prince of an idyllic seaside kingdom and i found out through eavesdropping that my father the king had died of illness and that i was set to be crowned the next day so to avoid my responsibilities as the new king i gathered up my best friends and sailed to a far away island for vacation but what i didnt know is that a peasant boy (who was wearing a puffy white shirt with the buttons undone so his chest was showing) who i knew but wasnt really friends with sneaked onto the ship and was a stowaway trying to follow me because he was secretly in love with me the whole time and then when me and my friends were swimming on the beach at that vacation island he jumped into the water to have fun with us but then we all immediately found out he didnt know how to swim so i saved him from drowning and it was like really gay and like basically 😳😳