starridge

at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy

now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier

fluffbugsshenanigans

starridge

oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted

This painting has a figure on the back

The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??

One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!

bastardfruitsandbasil

I have the floaty cursed one

biglawbear

Blathers: oh hey you’re back from Redd’s early

Me: art’s haunted

Blathers: what

Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the ship* art’s haunted