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the guilds in order of nutting speed

a-restriction-enzyme:

i’m sorry in advance

1. Izzet

2. Gruul

3. Rakdos

4. Boros

5. Simic

6. Golgari

7. Selesnya

8. Orzhov

9. Dimir

10. Azorius

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i think you’ll be pleased to learn it’s canon that ral zarek nuts fast

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[Posted July 17th, 2020 at 9:41 AM]
  1. vnwolqjoy4f2wcqjhd8w reblogged this from littjara-compleated-sage and added:
    Azorius come the latest cuz they have to wait until marriage
  2. worldwake reblogged this from jacebeleren
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  6. littjara-compleated-sage said: @mister-gal you are absolutely correct. similarlt, the white guilds, save for Boros, rank lower on average. (Azorius in particular nuts at a glacial pace, maybe too caught up in bureaucratic musings)
  7. huatli-warriorpoet reblogged this from jacebeleren
  8. littjara-compleated-sage reblogged this from jacebeleren and added:
    that is actually precisely why I placed Izzet at the top 👀true, Ral Zarek is simply one Izzet among many, but I think we...
  9. jacebeleren reblogged this from littjara-compleated-sage and added:
    i think you’ll be pleased to learn it’s canon that ral zarek nuts fast
  10. mister-gal said: Notice how it’s the Red aligned guilds at the top? Thats cuz red makes ya go fastah ye zoggin gitz.