Haha what if I were a pirate and you were the newbie in the crew and i was assigned with teaching you how to swordfight and you were really bad at first, really clumsy and slow and stuff, but as we practiced more and more you got better and better and one day you finally manage to knock me over and pin me and I saw the sparkle in your eyes grow as you realize you’ve finally done it and i pulled you down next to me and we kissed….. haha jk…….. unless 😳