lizbid33:

spittlefleckedhyperbole:

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When Blockers first came out people would come up to the box office and say “Hey can I get one ticket to COCK blockers” and I’d be like “yeah of course” but internally I was screaming