Anonymous asked:

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

publiusmaximus:

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imnotentirelycertain:

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ultra-skaktusposts:

dear-ao3:

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dear-ao3:

imnotentirelycertain:

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sobutmermaids:

dear-ao3:

dear-ao3:

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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THATS TUPPERWARE

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

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delaware is too powerful

what the fuck

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Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

I know home depot, but dude I don’t know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

…..ace hardware….?

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

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but at what cost

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[Posted February 13th, 2021 at 9:41 AM]
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    My whole life I thought Delaware was a company for either one of software or hardware
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    hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state?...