you know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to ravnica in the middle of the war of the spark where i am immediately killed by the dreadhorde*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Ixalan where I immediately drown in the ocean and/or get eaten by a dinosaur*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Amonkhet, during the events of Hour of Devastation, but that doesn't actually matter because I get eaten by a sand wurm*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Alara, where the shards are converging and I am annihilated by a dragon discovering the pleasure of burning lush fields for the first time*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Innistrad, where I am immediately killed by a vampire and/or werewolf*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Zendikar, where I am immediately sucked into the roil*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Bablovia, where I am immediately vaporized by a Super-Duper Death Ray*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Fiora, where I am swiftly executed as a "suspected usurper" to Queen Marchesa*

You know what, fuck you *ignites my planeswalker spark and gets forcibly transported to Ikoria, during the events of Sundered Bond, where I am instantly split in half by two different narratives*