I was about thirteen when the slime craze went around, and because I have adhd my mom thought that it might help me calm down and pay attention in class. Obviously, I fucked it. It was the kind you get at the dollar store, bright orange, and it came in a little plastic tub with a biohazard symbol on it. It dyed my dick bright orange too, and I thought something was wrong so I told my parents- Not what I had done, but what had happened because of it- and was taken to the emergency room. About 3k down the drain because of my slime dicking, and I still haven't told them. I'm orzhov with a slight leaning towards red, btw. Hope you have a good day! <3