weaponsofclairvoyance:

weaponsofclairvoyance:

everyone in riverdale says each others names so much. like how often do you actually say someone’s name when you’re talking to them? almost never? not riverdale. they’re like “your sister is crazy, betty. and you cant go visit her okay, betty, because she’s CRAZY, betty! betty she’ll hurt you! because she’s crazy.” no one talks like this

riverdale character walking into a room: “well well well. ronald mcdonald. ronald…[circles him sexily] mc-donald. daddy’s favorite son, hero of the burger industry, AND to the lonely women of hardees if the little birdies are telling the truth…. [winks] [slaps him] i know what you did.” and then they leave and everybody just acts like thats a normal way to speak to people