homunculus-argument:

writingtoolofdubiousintegrity:

homunculus-argument:

catgirlwheels:

homunculus-argument:

homunculus-argument:

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

…how does it taste?

bad

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.