phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can’t lie down and look forward comfortably.

Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything’s fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form

Becoming one of those deranged “I trained myself to move around like a horse” tiktokkers but it’s just how to lie down and look forward at the same time.

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I want what he has

[Posted August 2nd, 2022 at 8:43 PM]
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