stormconduit:

Hekara: What did you find from snooping on our rally-boy today?

Rat: Well master zarek looked really handsome today and he was with mister vrona and they were holding hands and smiling at each other when they thought no one was looking but I was looking and it was super cute master zarek told a joke that mister vrona laughed at and master zarek’s face got all red and he was super embarrassed and mister vrona started telling master zarek about how much he loved his jokes and “its why i keep you around” and master zarek was still very red and shy and he was looking at mister vrona in a way that made ME feel embarrassed to be watching them but then they went into a building with a bunch of big scary guards outside of it so i didnt follow them in and came back here.

Hekara: Rat i dont need this - um- did you hear anything important?

Rat: Did you listen to anything i said!?!!!