this comic panel makes me feel like i hauve covid
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btw i celebrate Jace’s birthday on March 1.
that’s the festival of the guildpact / ravnican new year. i always imagined he’d celebrate on new year’s day because he didn’t remember his actual birthday. (and yes, it is canon that jace does celebrate his birthday)
Anonymous asked:
Dovin Baan is not CisHet, but he is homophobic.
homophobia does not exist in the mtg multiverse by Word Of God, but i dont care. i believe with my whole heart that dovin baan is homophobic. theres like a 99% chance that he has gay parents (in kaladeshi vedalken culture a marriage 2-4 people) and he still hates gay people. homophobic dovin baan is so real to me.
Anonymous asked:
I think we need to acknowledge the distinct possibility that Liliana is a fujoshi.
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Anonymous asked:
I feel like Lili is cishet but has tried kissing girls (Chandra) at least once. It just didn't do anything for her so she went back to flirting with disaster bisexual men (Jace and Gideon, and also Dean Embrose)
liliana seems to have familial / sisterly feelings towards chandra, so i think chandra’s crush on liliana is pretty one-sided. and of the three guys you mentioned, i think only jace is bisexual, personally.
yes, though, i also think liliana is cishet but has tried dating other women. i think she’s open to the idea but ultimately that’s just not really what she desires.
i want to write a post about my thoughts on liliana vess’s character writing but i feel like i’m just throwing myself to the wolves because there’s no way magic fans on tumblr are going to react well to me saying i unironically headcanon liliana vess as a cishet woman. especially considering the fact that the last time i said i just don’t headcanon liliana as queer i got over a dozen anon hate asks including one that just said “liliana vess fucked ur mom”
lmfao.
having flashbacks to the time i got the flu so bad i passed out on the floor of my house and had a fever nightmare where i got arrested for shipping jace/liliana
my god. listening to 36 Questions makes me feel like im gonna cry so hard i might throw up
my headcanons are usually extrapolated from canon but my one completely baseless headcanon that i adamantly believe is true is that Ral Zarek is a smoker and i got so excited when i saw this comic panel but then so disappointed when i realized it’s a screwdriver not a cigarette-
