impolitecanadian:

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

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rivenfanclub:
“ stardustcrusades:
“ pyrobe:
“pelase help me
”
throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world
”
@rhinse ”

rivenfanclub:

stardustcrusades:

pyrobe:

pelase help me

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

@rhinse
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You can’t spell ‘necromancer’ without ‘romance’.
tagged: #kris  #? 
how to include Dungeons & Dragons on your resume
tagged: #kris  #dnd 
“I’ve already smudged the rules for those tasteful dragon nudes” “What are the rules for tasteful dragon nudes??”

outofcontextdnd:

- The DM and an Incredulous Player

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l-i-o-n-s-d-e-n asked: "Roll to cuck the Necromancer." (Sorceror rolls a natural 20)
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thebootydiaries:
“ me and my gals
”

thebootydiaries:

me and my gals

tagged: #kris  #dogs 
ideal relationship
you: nya
me: nya
tagged: #kris 
tagged: #kris