emil:
emil:
top surgery = getting cat ears. bottom surgery = getting cat tail.
Maureen Ponderosa wrote this
me emil wrote this
emil:
emil:
top surgery = getting cat ears. bottom surgery = getting cat tail.
Maureen Ponderosa wrote this
me emil wrote this
Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.
If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?
Everyone loves tall guys but what about short guys!!! Small bastards. Compact. Efficient. Just a tiny little fucker. Pick them up and put them down. Portable boys
Me after giving birth: omg does it lo-
Doctor: no it doesn’t look like the eraserhead baby
Me: oh