emil:

set-it-all-alight:

emil:

top surgery = getting cat ears. bottom surgery = getting cat tail.

Maureen Ponderosa wrote this

me emil wrote this

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computerworm:

brittanyyderpp:

tarbor:

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

tagged: #ME 

daofeibutdead:

you horrid little he/him

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shitboy96:

Everyone loves tall guys but what about short guys!!! Small bastards. Compact. Efficient. Just a tiny little fucker. Pick them up and put them down. Portable boys

tagged: #me 

wormskeleton:

jerrycornelius:

I love evil wizards

You’re part of the problem.

tagged: #me 
tagged: #me 

assyrianjalebi:

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

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holyth3firm:

Me after giving birth: omg does it lo-

Doctor: no it doesn’t look like the eraserhead baby

Me: oh

tagged: #ME 
tagged: #me 

soapulp-deactivated20200310:

soapulp-deactivated20200310:

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again

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