BEING A NINTENDO FAN IS SUFFERING- THE MASTERPOST

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-Nintendo announces that Mario Party 10 is using the cars again

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-Nintendo Announces that the new Animal Crossing game for Wii U is a board game

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-Nintendo Announces that the first new Metroid game since Other M is a 4-player, slow paced, spin-off with a chibi artstyle

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-Nintendo Announces that the new Mario Tennis game only has one court and none of the modes from previous games

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-Nintendo Announces that one of the final DLC characters for Smash 4 is a SIXTH fire emblem character, leaving franchises like Donkey Kong and Metroid painfully under-represented

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-Nintendo Announces that despite universal backlash and criticism, the new Paper Mario game is going to be a sequel to Sticker Star

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-Star Fox Zero’s motion controls CAN NOT be disabled, the two-screen mechanic MUST be used, and radio chatter only comes out of the gamepad speakers. There is also no dogfighting mode, online or off.

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-Nintendo delays Zelda Wii U/NX from 2015 until 2016… and then from 2016 until 2017

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JUST STOP FUCKING UP NINTENDO! STOP