oooooOOOOOOOおおおおおおおおお NO NOW I REALLY NEED A SHADLINK ATLANTIS AU IN WHICH SHAD IS MILO AND LINK IS KIDA
oooooOOOOOOOおおおおおおおおお NO NOW I REALLY NEED A SHADLINK ATLANTIS AU IN WHICH SHAD IS MILO AND LINK IS KIDA
Has anyone realized how this guy:
Is pretty much this guy:
I mean. Just think about it.
“These are my children.”
“They look nothing li—”
“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
This is precious.
Imagine Link trying to explain dairy foods to Volga tho.
So milk comes from the breasts of creatures that are mammals. You know what breasts are right?”
“Yes. Cia explains that concept visually, very well. But why does this milk substance come out?”
“To feed babies.”
“It is for young?”
“Yes.”
“Then what right do you have to be consuming it? Stealing nourishment from the young of others seems wrong.”
“Let’s just move on.”
“Right, so explain this spongey yellow substance I’ve seen you eating.”
“Eggs.”
“Come again.”
“Eggs. From cuccos.”
“….. NO WONDER THE FOWL BEASTS ARE SO UPSET. You are eating their children! As a creature that came from an egg, I can say this with certainty- you Hylians have no respect for anything!”
Well, it was funnier in my head
I just leave it here~
“Link, battle formation?”
“HIYYAAAAHHH!”
“Brilliant.”
This one still gets me.