flotherguy asked:

mr j are you silly

straycatj:

Yep, but I know how to catch bugs more than you

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electricslug:

the-unseelie-court-official:

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

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snakeater:

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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heyallnorahere asked:

salamanderrrrr...

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fucko:

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feeling extremely threatened right now

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aaantlion:

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it dont bite ^_^

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mangabookclub:

Panel 1: An Oltec woman holds a pick-axe in one hand and a brick in another, and speaks to Saheeli Rai. "It is good to meet you Saheeli, Huatli speaks so highly of you," she says. Saheeli replies, "The feeling is mutual! I've heard much of the Oltec tradition of craft." The first Oltec woman replies, "Oh, it just so happens, I'm about craft these clay-fired bricks and this diamond pick-axe."  Panel 2: The Oltec woman conjurs a Minecraft-esque crafting window, with boxes for her bricks and pick-axe, and a box showing the result (a kiln). Forceful lasers from her eyes seem to be transferring the objects that were in her hands into the box. Saheeli looks taken aback.  Panel 3: The Oltec woman conjures a massive kiln with circular, clockwork gnome-like creatures in the background. It seems almost effortless for the size of what she has created. "Tadah!" she says. Saheeli looks stunned, but her eyes are wider in curiosity now.  Panel 4: Saheeli grips the shoulders of the Oltec woman, leaning in close. Her face is shadowed dramatically, and a bead of sweat falls down the Oltec woman's face - Saheeli is feeling very intense about what she has just witnessed. "I would like to learn everything about whatever the hell that was." she says. In the background the clockwork gnomes dance around.ALT

Tales from the Mana Crypt #78 - Getting Crafty

I’m not convinced that Jurassic Park was the only UB intended for this set.

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hyperchaotix:

forcekenobi:

forcekenobi:

as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA

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