I’ve come to make an announcement. @jacebeleren is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He milled out my fucking deck. That’s right. He got out his shitty fucking magic cards and he milled out my FUCKING deck and he said his deck was “this big”, and I said that’s disgusting, so I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com. Jace Beleren, you’ve got a small deck, it’s the size of this booster pack except way smaller, and guess what, here’s what my deck looks like. That’s right baby. 100 cards, no mill, no OG duals, look at that, it looks like a high quality EDH deck. He milled my deck so guess what I’m gonna knock his deck over, thats right, this is what you get, my ENRAGED TABLE FLIP! But guess what? I’m gonna go bigger. I’m gonna use the TREE! How do you like that, Gwunky? I used the Tree of Perdition, you IDIOT! You’ve got five seconds left before the Triskaidekaphobia makes you lose the FUCKING game, now get out of my fucking sight, before I Tree you too.
